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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am out of Nutella and will remain so until I return from Kansas on the 21st. It’s gone. Just like that. Cold turkey, no Nutella. What will I do without my Nutella fix? Alas, cruel world! How bleak my life will be [...]

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The senior class had a car wash on Saturday. Of course, I participated; I have a close friend who’s on the ASB. It was in the 80s that day, so I wore my bikini top, as did most of the girls there.
These two possibly drunk customers told Travis, our class president, that they’d [...]

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We just got a call from my aunt from a hospital in Kansas, saying that my grandpa had a heart attack and that they put a stint in. He’s ok for now, but the rest of his arteries are really clogged too and they’re going to go in and fix those at the end [...]

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