Life

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am out of Nutella and will remain so until I return from Kansas on the 21st. It’s gone. Just like that. Cold turkey, no Nutella. What will I do without my Nutella fix? Alas, cruel world! How bleak my life will be without that creamy chocolatey goodness!

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The senior class had a car wash on Saturday. Of course, I participated; I have a close friend who’s on the ASB. It was in the 80s that day, so I wore my bikini top, as did most of the girls there.

These two possibly drunk customers told Travis, our class president, that they’d only pay if only girls washed their old, rusty Cadillac. Without asking us, he agreed. (Hence the title) It was pretty gross; they were leering at us through the windshield the whole time, and their car was rusting apart in our hands. As they handed Nicole the well-earned money, they said “You didn’t do none of the work, but you sure woulda looked good doing it!” And if that wasn’t bad enough, they told my friend and I as they were leaving to “remember babes, we’re your daddies in the caddy!” I am thoroughly scarred.

We just got a call from my aunt from a hospital in Kansas, saying that my grandpa had a heart attack and that they put a stint in. He’s ok for now, but the rest of his arteries are really clogged too and they’re going to go in and fix those at the end of the week. I think my mom at least will fly back for that. And to think that until just now, my biggest problem was a stupid fight with someone I shouldn’t even be worrying about… funny how things like this put it all in perspective.

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